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2. Using 'Thus' in an essay because you are a Literary GOD

3. Pushing your mate into the chick he likes because you are a top wingman

4. Backflipping your way out of an awkward situation.

5. Dumping your girlfriend via your eraser that decides "Yes" or "No".

6. Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too

7. I understand you got your swag on but could you please walk a little faster

8. Pretending to die in front of your pet to see how it would react.

9. I was going to tell a chemistry joke but was afraid there'd be no reaction.

10. "You're fat" "It runs in my family" "Mate, no one runs in your family"

11.I really like ceilings, I guess you could call me. A ceiling fan.

12. Violently fist pumping to Beethoven's symphonies

13. Getting all the boys over to talk about feelings

14. When i'm bored, i lay in the garden and pretend to be a cucumber.

15. 3am phone call - '' Hey are you asleep?'' ''No, I'm skydiving''

16. Procrastinate like there's several tomorrows

17. That girls naked under her clothes , filthy slut

18. If your laptop keeps playing 'Rolling in the deep' it's probably a Dell.

19. Violently Fist Pumping During Story Time On Playschool

20. Cutting onions up just before you confront someone for dramatic effect.

21. Typing "lol" when you're as expressionless as Kristen Stewart 

22. Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish

23. Stopping the microwave at 0:01 because you're a bomb defuse expert.

24. A day without sunshine is like, night.

25. That one friend that gets the joke 5 mins after it was told.

26. Sometimes I sit in my neighbour's tree and pretend I'm a banana

27. Getting so excited you punch your cat in the face

28. Having a "noot noot" sesh with Pingu

29. Flashing out your banana at school so everyone knows you're a millionaire

30. Waiting to scare someone, then you leave cause they are taking too long

31. "You're hot." "Yeah, I play Lawn Bowls"

32. "Who are you on the phone with?" "My drug dealer, mom."

33. Oh So you take 10 Minutes to Text back ? Bitch I'll take 20

34. 95% of teens are talked into drugs. Join this Page if you like sandwiches.

35. Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends

36. Having a huge party when you decide what type of Tacos to have for dinner

37. Goat's are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

38. Are you free tomorrow? No i’m expensive

39. ''Dude, she just called you lazy!'' ''Go tell her I'm not'' 
Compiled by me from Facebook.com